The Primal Resume
by Gonzalo García
Objective |
To survive and pass my genes to the next generation of primates. |
Experience |
I was born
November 30, 1983 Great achievement, not everyone is born as quiet as I did. |
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Living
November 30, 1983 to Present Great achievement, I am still alive, not everyone does that! |
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Interests |
Roaming around, sleeping and eating. |
Tips |
I require few cares, I just need food, water, a bed, a toilet and of course toilet paper. I am an excellent companion, practically noiseless, eager to play either with grownups, children or both. Obedient, honest and loyal. I deal well with every kind of animals, including humans; I don’t deal well with 4+ legs insects and snake-like vertebrates. |